...is shown here:

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The Land of Caves and Silence.

Equius's mythological role is, of course, Heir of Void. I guess silence relates to Void in the sense that Void is all about obfuscation and destruction of information. Silence is, essentially, the lack of information.

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The CATENATIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER is unfortunately activated.Activated by an errant robot part that was tossed out Equius's window and then exploded. This sets off the device, which promptly breaks, and then falls against the cliff supporting Equius's hive, causing the avalanche that crushes Vriska's lusus and causes Equius's to ( Read more... )

Equius: Talk to friend/enemy. In this charming conversation, Equius contacts Gamzee in order to attempt to goad him into asserting his privilege over Equius. Gamzee is stoned off his ass on sopor slime, so he doesn't give a fuck about the hemospectrum and just kind of goes with the flow. This serves to further enrage Equius, who is frustrated and ( Read more... )

Equius: Equiup a bow.

Equius has a 1/2bowkind specibus, much like Dave has a 1/2bladekind one.

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...but it's a part of his strife portfolio, which apparently is still a thing, which I don't remember now at all. Third read and it's still a surprise! Homestuck is too intricate for my brain.

Equius: Drink lusus milk.

The truth is you're really strong because you're kind of a freak. You were chosen by one of the strongest lusus species on the planet. It was the only sort of custodian that could handle raising you.

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You cannot hope to beat Aurthour in a butler-off. He is simply the best there is.

So far Vriska has said it about Tavros. Now the narrator/Equius (implied) is saying it.

Enter name.

There is quite a lot of text on this page, but I find very little of it interesting. I MEAN, it's entertaining and funny, but this is really the only part of it that gets me:

Unfortunately, you SUCK AT ARCHERY. You have not successfully fired a SINGLE ARROW. Every time you try you BREAK THE BOW.Dave breaks swords, Equius breaks bows ( Read more... )

Karkat: Be the other asshole.

This is our first glimpse of the sweaty abomination that is Equius.

• His obsession with musclebeasts is already abundantly obvious (ew omg so many censored dongs).
• His floor is littered with broken bows.
• Many robots in varying states of disrepair.
• The ever-present cracked shades. Sunglasses are associated with void, ( Read more... )

Nepeta: Consult with friend on the matter.

I think this is the first time we see Equius speak for any length of time, and boy do his quirks come out. Some vague observations about Equius:

• The yes/no thing.
• The sweating.
• The hemospectrum love.
• Bossy towards Nepeta.
• Archery.

Enter name.

Your best pal of all is A LITTLE BOSSY, and people wonder why you even bother with him. But someone has to keep him pacified. If not you, then who? Everyone has an important job to do.This is, I think, the only interesting little nugget on Nepeta's intro page, beyond the obvious exposition. It has to do with her classpect. Nepeta is ( Read more... )